· Islamist radicals will dance in the streets.
· He will pull American troops out of Iraq.
· Close GITMO and Ban torture.
· He’d tax and spend!!!!!!!!!!!!
· Gays, polygamists, and those committing bestiality would have the right to marry.
· He would open the Mexican Border.
· He will outlaw the Pledge of Allegiance.
· He’d surrender to Al-Qaeda.
· Ebonics would become the official language of the U.S.
· Enact Sharia Law within the United States.
· He will wear turban while swearing on the Koran on Inauguration Day.
· All channels will become BET.
· Abortions will be free.
· He will appoint Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, and Al Sharpton to the Supreme Court.
· He would convert USA to Islam.
· He will remove his mask to reveal he is in fact Osama Bin-Laden.
· Make Oprah vice president.
· Pardon O.J. Simpson.
· Everyone’s middle name will be changed to Hussein.
· He would start congressional hearings into Tupac’s murder.
· He is actually a Trojan horse full of tiny islamic terrorists.
· He would pass reparations for slavery including a white woman for every black man.
· All men must legally wear turbans.
· He’d turn public schools into Wahabi madrassas.
· Death camps for white men.
· Oprah’s book club lists would become mandatory.
· Enact communist health care that would use tax dollars to utilize embryonic stem cells to raise FDR from the dead.
· And scariest of all , he’d be the first “Black President”.