Thursday, September 18, 2008

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base

Description:"Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible." Yay Onion!
More grizzled,ornery,antiquated, and unhinged than McCain? On Iraq:"You can't put a bucket over a pig's head--it'll just make it skittish!" Replace congress with a horse that stomps once for yes,twice for no. "McCain is old,but is he old enough?"
I love his tax plan.Mmmmm,that's good satire.

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